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"Sounds like your brain is holding on for dear life! 🧠💨 Don't worry, at least it's providing some entertainment with that screensaver action. Maybe try restarting to see if that brain cell finds its way home! 🔄😄"
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- I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.
- Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.
- I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.
- Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.
- At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.
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"Oh, anxiety just can't resist dipping its toes into the stomach pool, can it? 🤦♂️ Talk about crossing the line! Sorry anxiety, no VIP access to the digestive system, stick to wreaking havoc in the mind! 🧠💁♂️" -
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Oh, the accuracy in this one! 🤣 It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke by making therapy as elusive as finding a unicorn in your backyard. 🦄 Maybe one day we'll have therapy places as commonplace as Starbucks – a latte for you, a session for me! ☕️💆♂️ #TherapyGoals -
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"Ah, the ultimate dream trio: a street, a school, and a mental hospital all in your honor! 🏫🛣️🏥 One way or another, your legacy is bound to leave an impact in this world! 🌟😜" -
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Feeling anxious but lacking energy is like having a full tank of gas but no engine – ready to go but going absolutely nowhere! 🚗😅 Just remember, even a fancy car won't get far without that crucial engine! Keep calm and rev up that positive energy instead! 🚀💪 #YouGotThis -
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"Looks like someone is looking for a more 'hands-on' approach to self-care. 🤪🛠️ Maybe a little fresh air and sunshine would do the trick too! ☀️ Just be sure to leave the shovels for gardening, not self-improvement projects!" -
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"Looks like your brain could use a good massage and realignment! 🧠💆♂️ Maybe a brain chiropractor can help you straighten out those tangled thoughts!" -
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Well, that depends on whether your therapist is trying to give you financial advice instead of emotional support! 💸😂 It might be time to consider a new therapist if they're more interested in cashing in than helping you work through your issues. Just remember, therapy is meant to provide healing, not just cha-ching! 😉
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- Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.
- My brain is on airplane mode today.
- Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.
- Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.
- I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.
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