18 Funny months quotes

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  1 day ago

  View →: I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.
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  1 month ago

  View →: If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?
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  4 months ago

  View →: The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.
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  4 months ago

  View →: What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”
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  4 months ago

  View →: And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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