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25 Funny months quotes

Funny months quotes bring a burst of laughter to every calendar page ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ“… Whether youโ€™re battling Monday blues or celebrating Friday vibes, these witty sayings add a sprinkle of humor to your day ๐Ÿ˜„โœจ From January jitters to December delights, get ready to chuckle through the year with playful vibes and clever twists that make time fly faster than you think! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽˆ #MonthlyMood

New cinephile technique “method watching” โ€” when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I bought a โ€œHow to Be Spontaneousโ€ courseโ€ฆ it starts in six months.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you havenโ€™t seen in months.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ainโ€™t crazy for two months.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that youโ€™re thermostatically compatible with.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

What doesnโ€™t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask โ€œWhat are you doing?โ€

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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