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14 Funny months quotes

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
A few months after the wedding, Cinderella's husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who's really ahead.

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
It's hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025