32 Funny months quotes

• Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

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  4 weeks ago

  absurd, again, apart, Christmas, family, holiday, holiday season, humor, insane, months, people, reunion, season, should, six, socializing, soon, Thanksgiving, timing

• I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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  4 weeks ago

  50, 6, care, dental, dental hygiene, flossing, got, humor, hygiene, last, minutes, months, oral, oral care, pressure, procrastination, time, time pressure

• Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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  2 months ago

  3, best, gardening, growing, homegrown, humor, investment, life, money, months, own, saving, saving money, time, time investment, tomato

• I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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  2 months ago

  course, delay, humor, i, joke, months, procrastination, six, spontaneity

• Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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  2 months ago

  baby, baby name, carrying, humor, insane, insanity, month, months, name, naming, nine, nine month, parenthood, pregnancy

• The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, coincidence, embarrassment, encounter, errand, errands, everyone, guarantee, lesson, life, life lesson, looking, months, only, run, seen, shit, social, social encounter, surprise

• I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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  2 months ago

  act, crazy, dating, hate, i, month, months, new, relationship, relationships, start

• Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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  2 months ago

  2, communication, dating, DM, DMs, humor, issue, joke, maybe, messaging, months, relationship, tech, tech issue, working

• Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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  2 months ago

  5, ago, boss, diarrhea, embarrassment, humor, i, job, laid, layoff, miscommunication, months, prank, telling, texting, workplace

• If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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  2 months ago

  every, fix, forgetfulness, hell, humor, man, months, need, patience, procrastination, promise, reliability, remind, repair, six

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