106 Funny movie quotes

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'method acting' – gaining weight for a role you never auditioned for! 🎬🍔 Who needs Hollywood when you can excel at improv in everyday life, am I right? 😆 #OscarWorthyPerformance"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Yoda knew the best order for the Star Wars movies! Maybe he had a sneak peek into the future with the Force. 🌌🎬 May the release date be with you, always!

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, Kevin's parents clearly missed out on the booming real estate market! 🏠😂 Maybe if they invested in a security system instead, poor Kevin wouldn't have to MacGyver his way out of trouble every Christmas! 🚨🔒 #HomeAloneRealEstateBlunders"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

  Commentary:
  Oh, that's baaad…baaad idea. 🐑🔪 Let's hope she doesn't swing on a wrecking ball into the scenes with Hannibal Lecter! 🎤🤣 Could this version be titled "Silence of the Twerks"? 💃🕺

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

  Commentary:
  Looks like V had other plans than teaching the ABCs! 🤣🔥 Who needs the alphabet when you have revolutionary ideas and a cool mask, right? #EducationalFail #VforVendettaButNotforAlphabet

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a classic case of waking up to find your trusty steed has done a disappearing act courtesy of the Mafia! 🐎💼 Bet that guy wasn't expecting a half-horsepower engine in his bed! 🤣 #MafiaMagic #HorseWhispererGoneWrong

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

  Commentary:
  🦈🚔 "Breaking news: Sharky McSharkface, the notorious underwater menace, has finally been apprehended! Looks like he won't be 'sea'ing the light of day for a while! 🦈⛓️ #SharkBehindBars"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like that movie was a real 'housebuster'! 🏠💥 Who needs haunted houses when you've got Netflix delivering the terror straight to your living room? 😂🎬"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

  Commentary:
  🎬🎄"Forget about the Grinch stealing Christmas, Alan Rickman seems to be the one wreaking havoc on the holiday season with his legendary performances! Move over, Santa, it's Alan's time to shine and ruin Christmas in style with his range of iconic characters. 'Tis the season for Alan Rickman to steal the show and your Christmas cheer!" 🌟😂

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

  Commentary:
  "Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is basically a Harry Potter spin-off! 🧙‍♂️⚡️ Just imagine Bruce Willis casting spells and battling Alan Rickman at Hogwarts… Now that's a magical crossover we didn't know we needed! 🏰🌟 #DieHardPotter"

For even more funny movie quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny movie quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌