183 Funny nature quotes

• I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

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  1 month ago

  day, getaway, Google, googled, health, humor, i, just, mountain, nature, need, romantic, symptom, symptoms

• The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

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  1 month ago

  answer, cabin, getaway, humor, nature, retreat, woods

• I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

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  2 months ago

  around, bee, bees, butterfly, buzz, compliment, flattery, flower, humor, i, me, nature, playful, sorry, sweet, thought

• When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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  2 months ago

  childhood, cicada, funny thought, heat, hot, i, kid, misconception, nature, outside, real, sound, summer, sunshine, thought

• I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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  2 months ago

  humor, i, me, nature, next, personification, thinking, thunderstorm, too, weather, wonder

• If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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  2 months ago

  anything, crazy, different, human, human nature, humor, me, media, nature, personality, social, social media, taught

• Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, anywhere, bug, bugs, choose, face, fly, fly into face, flying, flying bug, humor, insect, nature, right, still, want

• Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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  2 months ago

  creek, feet, forgot, humor, less, life, lot, nature, outdoors, phone, relaxation, sucks, truck, unplugged

• Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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  2 months ago

  contemplate, existence, live, mindfulness, miracle, nature, nostalgia, nothing, oh, relaxation, seashore, simpler, simpler time, sit, time, times

• Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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  2 months ago

  Halloween, humor, nature, spooky, spooky thing, spooky vibe, thing, vibe, wish, woods, world

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