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Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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Live now on TikTok:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Spotted on Twitch:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Just landed via YouTube:

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Live now on Snapchat:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Going viral on Twitch:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

184 Funny nature quotes

Funny nature quotes offer a delightful way to see the natural world through a humorous lens. 🌳😂 From playful observations about wildlife to witty remarks on the quirks of outdoor adventures, these quotes celebrate nature with a laugh. Embrace the lighter side of the great outdoors and enjoy a smile with your next stroll through the wilderness! 🌳😂

New funny nature quotes 👇

I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.

3 weeks ago

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I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

3 weeks ago

day, getaway, Google, googled, health, humor, i, just, mountain, nature, need, romantic, symptom, symptoms
The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

3 weeks ago

answer, cabin, getaway, humor, nature, retreat, woods
I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

3 weeks ago

around, bee, bees, butterfly, buzz, compliment, flattery, flower, humor, i, me, nature, playful, sorry, sweet, thought
When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

3 weeks ago

childhood, cicada, funny thought, heat, hot, i, kid, misconception, nature, outside, real, sound, summer, sunshine, thought
I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

3 weeks ago

humor, i, me, nature, next, personification, thinking, thunderstorm, too, weather, wonder
If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

3 weeks ago

anything, crazy, different, human, human nature, humor, me, media, nature, personality, social, social media, taught
Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

3 weeks ago

annoyance, anywhere, bug, bugs, choose, face, fly, fly into face, flying, flying bug, humor, insect, nature, right, still, want
Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

3 weeks ago

creek, feet, forgot, humor, less, life, lot, nature, outdoors, phone, relaxation, sucks, truck, unplugged
Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

3 weeks ago

contemplate, existence, live, mindfulness, miracle, nature, nostalgia, nothing, oh, relaxation, seashore, simpler, simpler time, sit, time, times

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Social Media Stars ⭐

18 shares on WeChat this month:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

43 shares on Threads this month:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

11 shares on Slack this month:

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

20 shares on Threads this month:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

79 shares on X this month:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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For Halloween, you should be mine.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Just landed via Reddit:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Just landed via Slack:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Just landed via Discord:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Making waves on Discord:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Trending via WeChat:

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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