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111 Funny nature quotes

Funny nature quotes offer a delightful way to see the natural world through a humorous lens. 🌳😂 From playful observations about wildlife to witty remarks on the quirks of outdoor adventures, these quotes celebrate nature with a laugh. Embrace the lighter side of the great outdoors and enjoy a smile with your next stroll through the wilderness! 🌳😂

Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

1 week ago

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

2 weeks ago

You can reach me by butterfly.

2 weeks ago

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

2 weeks ago

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

2 weeks ago

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

3 weeks ago

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

1 month ago

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

1 month ago

I need to consult the woods about this.

1 month ago

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

1 month ago

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

1 month ago

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

1 month ago

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

1 month ago

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

1 month ago

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

1 month ago

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

2 months ago

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

2 months ago

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

2 months ago

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

2 months ago

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

2 months ago