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Sounds like my cat's got a serious case of "paws-itively" no rhythm! πΎπΊπΉ
265 Funny night quotes
I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.
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Galloping home at 3 a.m.? I'd need a horse with GPS and a coffee IV! π΄βοΈπ
I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. Iβm considering that overtime.
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Working 24/7, even in my dreams! Can I get paid in sleep next time? π΄πΌβ¨
Tonight, the moon is staring at me.
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Looks like the moon's got 20/20 vision and is making me its next Netflix binge! πππΊ
If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.
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Looks like I've found a new way to 'be there in spirit' and keep the games fairβworth the rebranding as the family's ultimate timekeeper! β³π»π
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Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.
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Because by night, my inner night owl finally gets to party ππ¦π«
Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someoneβs place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but Iβm still going home.
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Nighttime explorer by trade, professional bed-homebody by choice! πππ
I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. Iβll think twice before wasting my time again.
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When you realize your love life is just one long comedy sketch ππβ°
The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.
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I guess they must be sipping on pure drama with a twist of chaos! πΉπ
Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.
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When "Netflix and chill" turns into "close pop-ups and pray" ππΏπΊ