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You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

Making waves on Telegram:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Live now on TikTok:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

Spotted on Threads:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Going viral on WeChat:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Making waves on Slack:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

Just landed via Threads:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

2 weeks ago

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

3 weeks ago

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

3 weeks ago

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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

3 weeks ago

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

3 weeks ago

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Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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59 shares on Telegram this month:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

41 shares on Slack this month:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

16 shares on Discord this month:

Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

74 shares on Slack this month:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Seen just now on Slack:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Just shared via Threads:

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Seen just now on Discord:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Spotted on X:

ASAP (as sapphic as possible).

Shared recently on X:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Spotted on Reddit:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Making waves on TikTok:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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