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"Looks like your body missed the memo on being a glow stick – at least it's got the cracking part down! 🔥💥 Maybe it just needs a better manual? Or some extra batteries…⚡😂"
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- My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.
- I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.
- You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.
- 50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.
- Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.
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Trying to ninja your way to that pan in the morning? 🥋🍳 Sounds like the cabinet is having a laugh at your expense! Maybe it's time for a stealth mission or just accept that the clatter is your wake-up call! ⏰🤷♂️ #MorningStruggles -
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"Ah, the golden years – where peace and quiet are as valuable as gold 💰, and unnecessary noise is the enemy #ShhHappens"
Top Funny Noise Quotes 🔥
- My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.
- I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.
- You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.
- 50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.
- Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.
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