343 Funny observation quotes

• I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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  3 weeks ago

  across, bird, else, gifts, humor, just, observation, randomness, run, saw, street, wasting

• Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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  3 weeks ago

  asleep, charge, control, couch, funny observation, hand, humor, last, observation, remote, remote control, responsibility, sleep, weather, weeks

• If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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  3 weeks ago

  humanity, humor, invention, irony, observation, progress, put, smart, someone, suitcase, technology, wheel

• You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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  3 weeks ago

  bottom, determination, drilling, funny observation, hit, humor, kind, observation, perseverance, person, rock, rock bottom, self-deprecation, start

• Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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  3 weeks ago

  birds, cat, dumb, flew, food, humor, i, ID, observation, occasionally, pet, pizza, stare, staring, think, too, used, waiting, window

• Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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  3 weeks ago

  comparison, culture, dating, feel, gen, Gen Z, humor, last, marriage, married, nostalgia, observation, people, pop, pop culture, relationship, Vietnam, watch, z

• Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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  3 weeks ago

  American, correct, culture, dumb, french, gossip, humor, language, me, misunderstanding, next, observation, speak, stereotype, think, women

• The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, behavior, bite, call, cell, cell phone, communication, funny observation, hold, humor, i, observation, people, phone, quirky, quirky behavior, sandwich, take, think, trying

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