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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Just landed via Messenger:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

Trending via Telegram:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

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The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

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Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

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I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

For Halloween, I will be okay.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

61 shares on Threads this month:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

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I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

Spotted on TikTok:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Broadcasted on X:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Spotted on Twitch:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Seen just now on Threads:

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

Just landed via Facebook:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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