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Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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Broadcasted on Telegram:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

Shared recently on Twitch:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Just shared via YouTube:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

Spotted on Pinterest:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Spotted on Threads:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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Funny oh quotes are like little bursts of joy that can turn any day around 😄✨. They’re the perfect mix of wit and humor, designed to make you chuckle 🤭 and maybe even spread a contagious smile 😊. Whether you’re looking for a quick laugh or a clever quip to share with friends, these delightful nuggets of hilarity never fail to deliver 😂. Dive into the world of funny oh quotes and let the giggles begin! 🎉

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1 week ago
Share →: Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic love saga: from "you take my breath away" to "why are you breathing?" 🤦‍♂️❤️
2 weeks ago
Share →: Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystery genes unraveled! 😂🧬 Thanks, Mom and Dad for this quirky personality package! 🎁🙃"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Commentary:
"Is Monday even real if you can't see it from here? 🎉☕️😴 #SundayScariesBegone"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Commentary:
"Time travelers be like: 'We found your embarrassing 2012 post! 😅🤦‍♂️ #DigitalArchaeology #BraceForImpact'"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Commentary:
"BRB, fighting imaginary dragons! 🐉💭🤣"
3 weeks ago
Share →: The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Commentary:
"😂 Beware! My laugh isn't just contagious, it's a supervillain's giggle! 🦹‍♂️🤣"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Commentary:
"Uh oh, hide the treats! It's the pawlice 🚓🐾😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Commentary:
"Airports: where I pay for a flight, but end up on an unexpected shopping spree 🚀🛍️ Who knew travel came with a side of impulse buying? 😂✈️"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, just sigh and go, 'Why am I not surprised, citrus?' 🍋🤷‍♂️😆"
2 months ago
Share →: Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Commentary:
"Wow, I didn’t realize it was a bring-your-own-mummies kind of party! 🎉🧟‍♂️🤣"

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Just shared via WeChat:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Spotted on Facebook:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Going viral on Slack:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Spotted on WeChat:

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Seen just now on Telegram:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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