91 Funny oh quotes

• Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

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  19 hours ago

  Amazon, business, consumer, delivery, humor, i, me, none, oh, online, online shopping, package, please, self-awareness, shopping, tell, tracking, year

• Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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  7 days ago

  1, 2, Christmas, holiday, humor, oh, procrastination, shopping, stages, stress, time

• Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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  4 weeks ago

  bell, couple, couples, day, fight, fun, holiday, humor, oh, relationship, single, watch, yay

• Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

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  4 weeks ago

  black, Black Friday, extension, Friday, humor, oh, sale, sarcasm, shopping, Tuesday

• Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

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  4 weeks ago

  humor, insignificant, insignificant other, oh, relationship, sarcasm

• Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

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  1 month ago

  carrying, energy, God, humor, i, language, meaning, means, meant, misunderstanding, oh, slang, thought, unc, uncle, uncool, weird, word, word meaning

• Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

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  1 month ago

  dating, humor, liar, loser, oh, relationship, sarcasm, situationship

• “Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

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  2 months ago

  advice, humor, irony, mindset, oh, overthinking, problem, problem-solving, sarcasm, solving, stop

• A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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  2 months ago

  1794, 1994, around, asked, bad, birth, date, date of birth, delivery, delivery driver, driver, french, French Revolution, historical, historical joke, humor, i, joke, just, mate, misunderstanding, oh, revolution, right, said, sorry

• My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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  2 months ago

  humor, i, laundry, left, machine, minute, oh, only, parent, said, sarcasm, teen, timer, washing, washing machine

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