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Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Snapchat:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Broadcasted on Threads:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Just landed via Facebook:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Making waves on Instagram:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Breaking via Twitch:

Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

Trending via TikTok:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Seen just now on Slack:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Seen just now on Slack:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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36 shares on Messenger this month:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

49 shares on Slack this month:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

60 shares on Threads this month:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

19 shares on Discord this month:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Making waves on Twitch:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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