91 Funny oh quotes

• The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

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  5 hours ago

  bowling, clown, clown shoe, different, funny observation, humor, invention, observation, oh, person, reason, shoe, wear, well

• Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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  6 hours ago

  drink, drinking, gross, humor, i, joke, know, lead, misunderstanding, oh, only, powder, protein

• Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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  7 hours ago

  being, crazy, depressed, depression, effect, fat, gain, health, help, humor, just, medication, mental, mental health, oh, pill, psychiatry, side, side effect, weight, weight gain

• Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

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  8 hours ago

  alone, alone time, apartment, freedom, i, independence, live, living, living alone, oh, personal, personal space, solitude, space, time, want, whatever

• Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

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  10 hours ago

  3, adult, catch, drops, friend, friends, friendship, humor, i, life, lore, making, making friend, marriage, married, much, oh, random, social, social life, still, surprise, used, wild

• Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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  17 hours ago

  age, aging, dark, dark humor, dead, getting, humor, middle, middle age, mortality, oh, pessimism, sarcasm, where

• Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

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  18 hours ago

  architect, experience, gap, hell, humor, i, oh, own, resume, self-deprecation, work, work experience

• Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

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  20 hours ago

  AI, ChatGPT, conversation, gossip, humor, me, oh, seems, tell

• Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

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  20 hours ago

  August, Congress, enjoying, everyone, forgot, full, humor, i, month, oh, only, pay, politics, sarcasm, vacation, work

• Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

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  21 hours ago

  beautiful, beautiful woman, big, big car, buy, car, driving, gorgeous, grocery, house, humor, irony, kitchen, luxury, oh, overpriced, rich, rich woman, shopping, stock, woman

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