98 Funny older quotes

• Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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  3 months ago

  age, birthday, grow, growth, health, healthy, humor, older, people, researcher

• The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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  3 months ago

  age, eyesight, humor, i, looks, lose, losing, older, perspective, problem, self-deprecation, wisdom

• One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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  3 months ago

  aging, birth, birth date, date, forms, getting, getting older, halfway, having, humor, i, nap, noticed, observation, older, online, online forms, scrolling, short, stop, technology, thing, year

• I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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  3 months ago

  adulthood, aging, funny observation, getting, getting older, help, humor, i, me, move, nobody, observation, older, responsibility, super

• Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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  3 months ago

  age, children, dental, humor, milk, new, older, teeth, useful, usefulness, wisdom

• Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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  3 months ago

  age, always, bit, growth, humor, individuality, me, older, people, personality, self-awareness, strange

• I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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  3 months ago

  age, growing, growing up, humor, i, just, know, life, older, perspective, self-confidence, think, tired, tiredness, used, wisdom

• Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

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  3 months ago

  age, animal, animals, crazy, family, funny question, humor, mom, older, only, question, why, year

• My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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  3 months ago

  90s, brother, example, family, humor, mother, nostalgia, older, sibling, still, things, ugly, ugly things

• The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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  3 months ago

  age, aging, away, distance, humor, maintenance, need, older, self-care, toenail, toenails, trim

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