Funny Olympics quotes

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

It's called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025