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Funny Olympics quotes 🏅 bring a splash of humor to the world’s biggest sporting event! From quirky athlete moments to unexpected wins, these witty lines capture the spirit of competition with a grin 😄. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just here for the laughs, get ready to see the lighter side of gold, sweat, and teamwork 🏃‍♂️😂. Let the games—and giggles—begin! 🎉🔥

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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