Funny quotes Olympics

Funny Olympics quotes

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

3 months ago

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

3 months ago

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

3 months ago

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

3 months ago

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

3 months ago

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

3 months ago

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

3 months ago

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

3 months ago

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

3 months ago

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

3 months ago