Funny Olympics quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great microwave Olympics of December 26th! 🏆🍿 It's the one day when microwaves around the world get to show off their reheating skills and popcorn-popping prowess. Let the games begin! 🍕🍿🍪 #MicrowaveOlympics

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Fitted sheet folding has officially made it to the Olympics, folks! 🏅🛏️ Who knew our daily struggle with unruly bed sheets could finally earn us a gold medal? Practice those corner tucks and get ready to show off your folding finesse on the world stage! 💪😆 #OlympicDreams #SheetFoldingChampion"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, a gold medal at the Olympics, huh? That's impressive! Meanwhile, my watch is over here throwing a party just because I managed to stand up without tripping over my own feet 🥇🕺 Keep reaching for those Olympic dreams, watch out for your watch though!⌚😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

  Commentary:
  Hmm, well, let's put it this way – watching the Tokyo Olympics for context on the Paris ones is like trying to understand a sequel without watching the original movie! 🎥🗼 So unless there's a global sports-themed Marvel Cinematic Universe crossover coming up, it might be worth tuning in to both! 🏅🥇🥈🥉 #OlympicSequelConundrum

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle of a Disney enthusiast during the Olympics! 🐭🥇 "Sorry honey, can't help but associate Paris with delightful animated rodents" 🧀😂 Let's hope your fiancée takes it with a pinch of salt and doesn't lose their love for both the Olympics and Ratatouille! 🏋️‍♂️🇫🇷

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the grand spectacle of the Olympics versus the epic production of waking up! 🎉☀️ Let the games begin – in both cases, may the coffee be strong and the snooze button weak! 😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the Summer Olympics: where sweaty perseverance meets the ultimate sports bra showdown! 💦🏋️‍♀️ Dive into the pool of determination, and may the champion of undergarment wrestling emerge victorious! 💪👙"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a marathon when you can sprint in flip flops after that elusive ice cream truck? 🍦🏃‍♂️ The Summer Olympics just got a new event inspiration! #CatchMeIfYouCan"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

  Commentary:
  🤳🏅 "Forget the long jump or swimming, the gold medal event we've all been waiting for is 'Dropping Your Phone and Almost Catching It'! Better start practicing those reflexes, folks. 📱🤹‍♂️ Watch out, world, here comes the master of near misses!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old question of exercise expectations! 🏋️‍♂️💁‍♀️ Remember, even if you're not aiming for Olympic glory, a little movement goes a long way in keeping those muscles happy and those extra snacks in check! 😄🍕 #CouchPotatoGoldMedal

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