12 Funny Olympics quotes

• Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

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  balance, humor, juggling, multitasking, Olympics, screen, screen time, technology, time

• There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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  athlete, athletes, competition, drug, drugs, hell, high, human, humans, humor, jump, Olympics, performance enhancing drug, performance-enhancing, satire, should, sports, take, want, where

• There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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  26, bigger, cooking, day, December, December 26, food, holiday, humor, microwave, Olympics

• Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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  activity, fitted, fitted sheet, folding, home, home activity, household, household task, humor, Olympics, petition, sheet, task

• Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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  achievement, congratulation, humor, just, me, medal, oh, Olympics, sarcasm, standing, watch

• Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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  humor, i, need, Olympics, order, Paris, question, seen, sports, Tokyo, understand

• Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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  cultural, cultural reference, every, fiancée, funny moment, humor, moment, movie, movie reference, Olympics, Paris, Ratatouille, reference, relationship, ruining, saying, time, where

• The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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  ceremony, eyes, humor, morning, Olympics, opening, opening ceremony, sleep, thing, wake up

• Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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  bra, exercise, fitness, humor, just, me, Olympics, sports, sports bra, struggle, summer, sweat, swimming, wrestling

• It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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  activity, catch, comedy, cream, event, flip, flip flops, flops, fun, funny event, humorous, humorous sports, ice, ice cream man, man, Olympics, playful, playful activity, running, should, sports, summer, summer fun, Summer Olympics

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