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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

3 months ago

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

3 months ago

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

3 months ago

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

3 months ago

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

3 months ago

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

3 months ago

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

3 months ago

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

3 months ago

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

3 months ago