52 Funny pain quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.
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  5 months ago

  View →: During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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