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Funny parenthood quotes
Nov 15
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: As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.
Sep 25
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: Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.
Sep 25
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: Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.
Sep 25
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: Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?
Sep 23
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: Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.