Funny parenthood quotes

• It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

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  3 days ago

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• Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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  2 months ago

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• Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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  2 months ago

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• Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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  2 months ago

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• Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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  2 months ago

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• Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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  2 months ago

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• 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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  2 months ago

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• Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

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  2 months ago

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• Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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  2 months ago

  boo, childish, fun, having, kid, parenthood, playtime, slime, turn

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