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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

Seen just now on Messenger:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Seen just now on YouTube:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Live now on TikTok:

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Reported on X:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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