40 Funny password quotes

• There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

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  4 weeks ago

  cut, cut and paste, design, designer, field, frustration, hell, humor, password, password field, paste, place, special, usability, user, user frustration, web, web design, website, website designer

• It’s called single sign-on because you have to do it every single time.

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  4 weeks ago

  authentication, called, every, humor, IT, joke, login, password, sign-on, single, single sign-on, software, technology, time

• The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

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  am, computer, humor, i, IT, just, note, password, post-it, post-it note, security, technology, want

• Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

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  4 weeks ago

  childhood, everyone, forgetfulness, humor, landline, memory, nostalgia, number, password, people, phone, phone number, recall, shoutout, technology, yesterday

• Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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  4 weeks ago

  bros., buy, buyout, cash, corporate, corporate buyout, enough, entertainment, family, irony, mom, Netflix, password, password sharing, passwords, poor, service, shared, sharing, streaming, streaming service, warner, Warner Bros.

• Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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  4 weeks ago

  20, brain, brains, clue, email, every, forget, forgetfulness, Funny, got, humor, i, irony, memory, password, remember, song, word

• My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

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  always, busy, coworker, coworkers, distraction, humor, just, memory, office, password, remember, think, trying, work

• My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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  changing, computer, consider, defiance, fight, fighting, humor, me, password, sarcasm, street, street fight, streets, technology

• I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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  adult, adult life, frustration, humor, joke, life, password, reset, resetting, spent, technology

• “Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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  4 weeks ago

  dark, dark humor, frustration, health, humor, just, live, mental, mental health, password, resilience, sarcasm, too, wait

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