30 Funny password quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

  Commentary:
  Trying to unlock my email feels like cracking the Da Vinci Code, but if you need me to sing "Barbie Girl" from '97, I've got you covered 🎤🤔🔑

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

  Commentary:
  "When they think you're neck-deep in work, but you're actually in a UFC match with your keyboard trying to wrestle out your password! 🤼‍♂️🔑🧠 #PasswordOlympics"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

  Commentary:
  "Password challenge accepted! Let's dance, computer! 😂💻👊"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

  Commentary:
  "At this point, my password hint should just be 'Try Again Later' 😂🔒🤦‍♂️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

  Commentary:
  Haha, now that's what I call a strong password! 💀🔒😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

  Commentary:
  "Brain: *Let's solve this puzzle!* Password: *Not so fast, buddy! 🤔🔑🎶*"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

  Commentary:
  "When your password manager needs a new hobby… 🙄🔐🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

  Commentary:
  Imagine logging in and instead of the usual "Access Denied," it cheerfully nods and says, "Close Enough." 😂🔑🖥️ That’s the digital equivalent of giving up and saying, "Yeah, close enough, let's call it a day." Sometimes, our online lives need a little more leniency!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, it sounds like you're stuck in a digital identity crisis! 🤖 Don't worry, being accused of being a robot just means you're extra tech-savvy! Time to bring out your secret weapon: a password manager! 🔒💻 Embrace your inner human and show those captchas who's boss! 😄 #DigitalDrama

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the bright side of modern problems! 🤦‍♂️🔒 Who knew managing light could be this illuminating? 😂 #PasswordProtectedLightbulbs

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