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Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Breaking via TikTok:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Making waves on Instagram:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Just shared via Instagram:

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Freshly posted on X:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

Shared recently on Discord:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Spotted on Messenger:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

25 Funny perseverance quotes

Funny perseverance quotes bring a smile 😄 to the grind 💪 and remind us that pushing through challenges doesn’t have to be all serious business! Whether you’re stuck in a tough spot or just need a little motivation with a twist 🤪, these witty words keep you laughing while powering forward 🚀. Ready to conquer your goals with a grin? Let’s dive into some humor-infused hustle! 😂✨

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My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.

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Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

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Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

7 days ago

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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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97 shares on WeChat this month:

The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.

93 shares on Slack this month:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

This sex could have been an email.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Trending via Discord:

Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

Just landed via TikTok:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Spotted on YouTube:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Seen just now on WeChat:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Just shared via Facebook:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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