17 Funny plants quotes

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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  4 weeks ago

  baby, baby talk, hate, here, humor, imagine, just, me, over, plant, plants, talk, talking

• I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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  1 month ago

  excuse, humor, i, plant, plants, procrastination, war, water, watering

• I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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  1 month ago

  am, books, buffet, food, good, hobby, humor, humor style, i, people, plants, self-deprecating, style

• Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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  1 month ago

  air, difference, fresh, fresh air, health, humor, humor quote, nature, outdoors, plant, plants, self-care, sound, sunlight, well-being

• Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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  1 month ago

  confidence, dominance, eating, front, humor, indoor, indoor plant, joke, nature, plant, plants, playful, quirky, salad

• Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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  1 month ago

  breath, carbon, carbon dioxide, dioxide, existential, feel, humor, i, irony, nature, plants, remember, self-worth, sometimes, useless

• Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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  1 month ago

  breathe, carbon, carbon dioxide, dioxide, humor, i, nature, plants, remember, reminder, self-worth, useless

• Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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  1 month ago

  alive, arguing, conversation, humor, life, nature, normalize, persistence, plants, refuse, stay

• Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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  1 month ago

  activity, funny activity, gardening, house, house plant, humor, indoor, indoor plant, light, nature, next, plant, plants, rain, window

• Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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  1 month ago

  agriculture, burger, cow, doing, food, forever, humor, irony, meat, nature, plant, plants, turning, wait

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