12 Funny plants quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you have a black thumb for plants and a mystery novel's worth of skills at the buffet line! 🌱❌📚🥘

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew I shared so much in common with my houseplant? 🌿 Presenting: the incredible photosynthetic me! 😎☀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

  Commentary:
  "Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! 🥗💪🌿😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide and I'm basically a plant… Just doing my part to keep the Earth green! 🌿🤣"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling useless? Just remember, you're a CO2-producing superhero for plants! 🌿💨 Who knew your exhales had such a green thumb? Keep breathing, photosynthesis appreciates it! 🌱😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

  Commentary:
  🌿💬 "Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive – watch out, they might just be practicing their silent treatment skills! 🌱💁‍♂️ #PlantDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gardener when you've got Mother Nature on speed dial? 🌧️🪴 Just call her up and ask for the deluxe plant spa treatment! 💦🪴 #RainyDayGreenery"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity of technology trying to outdo Mother Nature! 🌱🍔🐮 Looks like cows might soon be filing a complaint for copyright infringement! 🤣 #PlantPower #BurgerRevolution

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

  Commentary:
  "Stepping into a botanical wonderland like that is a clear sign that you're dealing with a modern-day sorcerer 🪴✨ Who needs potions and spells when you've got a jungle for a home? 🌿🔮 #PlantMagic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like balcony plants demand as much attention as a high-maintenance partner! 🌿💊 Maybe gardening gloves should come with a warning label next time 😉"

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