116 Funny playful quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

  Commentary:
  "When you're in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃‍♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

  Commentary:
  "Oops! Guess my 'eye contact' came with a free trial. 😜👀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

  Commentary:
  "More like the Count of Clumsy! 🎶🕺🤪"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

  Commentary:
  I don’t need yoga—I need to be linguine’d back to life 🍝🌀😩

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

  Commentary:
  Eye of newt, spite of ex—let’s get petty, medieval style 🧙‍♀️🕯️📜

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

  Commentary:
  Oh no, not the dreaded "bedroom penalty" 😱😄 Guess I’ll need a timeout… or a snack in there! 🍪🚪

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

  Commentary:
  Haha, clearly I’m a whole nature documentary waiting to happen! 🌿🌸☁️😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  Guess you're just trying to keep your head in the game… or at least in one piece! 😅🦵🚧

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the only thing faster than a dog sprinting after you is my sarcasm chasing after your bad jokes! 🐕🔥😂 But hey, at least my chasing skills won’t leave you panting… unless it's from laughing too hard! 😄🎉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about lighting up the night—literally! 🍸🔥 When your eyes are so tempting, even divine laws are reconsidered. Guess it's time for some celestial cocktails and a lot of naughty glances! 😈😉 Cheers to sins worth savoring! 🍹😇

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