Commentary:
"Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals"

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”
Commentary:
"Me trying to pronounce prescription drug names be like: 'Oh, Qdilrox, my old friend!' 🤔💊 Definitely feels like they're playing a game of Scrabble with a twist! 🧩😂"
Commentary:
Sounds like your doctor is a real party pooper! 🎉👨⚕️ Maybe it's time to find a new doctor who's more willing to keep things up and running! 😉💊
Commentary:
"Who knew CVS receipts were training for the Olympics in length?! 🏅💸 At this rate, you'll have enough paper to wallpaper your house before you even get your next refill! 😂 #CVSReceiptsForDays"

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.
Commentary:
"Who needs a doctor's prescription when you have a bottle full of sugar-coated intelligence pills? 🤓💊 Warning: may cause sudden bursts of brilliance and questionable decision-making 😂 #SweetSmartiesAntics"