Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Commentary:
"Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals"

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. "Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good."

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Commentary:
"Me trying to pronounce prescription drug names be like: 'Oh, Qdilrox, my old friend!' 🤔💊 Definitely feels like they're playing a game of Scrabble with a twist! 🧩😂"

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Commentary:
Sounds like your doctor is a real party pooper! 🎉👨‍⚕️ Maybe it's time to find a new doctor who's more willing to keep things up and running! 😉💊

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Commentary:
"Who knew CVS receipts were training for the Olympics in length?! 🏅💸 At this rate, you'll have enough paper to wallpaper your house before you even get your next refill! 😂 #CVSReceiptsForDays"

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Commentary:
"Who needs a doctor's prescription when you have a bottle full of sugar-coated intelligence pills? 🤓💊 Warning: may cause sudden bursts of brilliance and questionable decision-making 😂 #SweetSmartiesAntics"

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your mom's texts are a proper workout for your attention span! 💊💬 Better refill that Adderall, or you might miss out on vital updates like 'Uncle Bob's cat's dental appointment' 😂 #TextsFromMom"