Funny prescription quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's one way to make a mythical mess! 🐉💩😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to pronounce prescription drug names be like: 'Oh, Qdilrox, my old friend!' 🤔💊 Definitely feels like they're playing a game of Scrabble with a twist! 🧩😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your doctor is a real party pooper! 🎉👨‍⚕️ Maybe it's time to find a new doctor who's more willing to keep things up and running! 😉💊

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  5 months ago

  Share →: By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew CVS receipts were training for the Olympics in length?! 🏅💸 At this rate, you'll have enough paper to wallpaper your house before you even get your next refill! 😂 #CVSReceiptsForDays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a doctor's prescription when you have a bottle full of sugar-coated intelligence pills? 🤓💊 Warning: may cause sudden bursts of brilliance and questionable decision-making 😂 #SweetSmartiesAntics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your mom's texts are a proper workout for your attention span! 💊💬 Better refill that Adderall, or you might miss out on vital updates like 'Uncle Bob's cat's dental appointment' 😂 #TextsFromMom"

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