Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.