17 Funny prove quotes

• In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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  20s, audience, authenticity, doing, growth, important, performing, personal, personal growth, prove, resist, resistance, self-awareness, temptation, watching, well

• Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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  biological, biological clock, clock, dating, deadline, final, humor, men, pressure, prove, relationship, weakness, worthiness

• The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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  actually, conspiracy, faked, humor, i, landing, Mars, moon, moon landing, proof, prove, space

• The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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  AI, asking, automation, captcha, computers, humans, humor, joke, mankind, parody, proof, prove, robots, technology

• You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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  belief, cynicism, every, humor, just, level, liking, mistrust, opinion, politician, politics, prove, satire, should, single, skepticism, trust

• I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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  apology, cause, gain, harm, honesty, humor, i, lie, manipulation, material, material gain, only, prove, psychological, psychological harm, sarcasm, smarter, sorry

• Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

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  bot, humor, murder, prove, solve

• It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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  absurdity, age, born, certificate, crazy, i, identity, just, me, need, proof, prove

• Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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  geometry, humor, just, math, mean, prove, scam, triangle

• Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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  around, casino, dog, every, finish, food, gestures, gone, hands, humor, i, love, pet, prove, proving, snack, something, time, wave

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