16 Funny prove quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

  Commentary:
  Tick-tock, gentlemen! Better bring your 'A' game before the clock strikes "Sorry, time's up!" 🕰️😆✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque! 🚀🛸🌌

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

  Commentary:
  "Next thing you know, my toaster will ask for a personality test before making breakfast! 🍞🤖😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

  Commentary:
  "Trusting a politician is like trusting a cat with a laser pointer — proceed with caution! 🐱🔦😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷‍♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like murder mysteries are the new CAPTCHA tests. 🔍💀 Better brush up on your detective skills and remember, Sherlock Holmes never had to deal with this nonsense! 🕵️‍♂️🔐 #BotDetective"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

  Commentary:
  🤪🎓 "It's truly mind-boggling that we need a piece of paper to confirm our existence when our faces scream 'Yep, definitely alive!' 🧐😂 Who knew a birth certificate was just an extra accessory for the fabulous people like us?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

  Commentary:
  "Geometry be like: 'Why the need for proofs when I look so sharp? 😏✨ Just give me some good angles and call it a day!' 📐🔺 #GeometricScam"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

  Commentary:
  What a hilarious routine! 🐾🎰 It's like your dog is waiting for the snack jackpot every time. Who knew snack time could feel so much like a high-stakes game show for your fluffy companion? Keep the entertainment going for both of you! 🍪🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an escalator when you've got two perfectly good legs, right? Take that, lazy escalator! 💪🏼😄 #StairMaster #WinningAtLife"

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