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16 Funny prove quotes

Funny prove quotes bring a hilarious twist to everyday moments when you just need to show the truth with a wink and a smile 😂🔍 Whether you’re settling debates or just flexing your witty side, these playful lines turn proof into pure comedy gold 🤣💡 Get ready to laugh while you convince—because who says evidence can’t be entertaining? 📚✨

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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