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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.
Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.
You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.
Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.
It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Commentary:
"Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷‍♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind"
5 months ago
Share →: Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Commentary:
"Seems like murder mysteries are the new CAPTCHA tests. 🔍💀 Better brush up on your detective skills and remember, Sherlock Holmes never had to deal with this nonsense! 🕵️‍♂️🔐 #BotDetective"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Commentary:
🤪🎓 "It's truly mind-boggling that we need a piece of paper to confirm our existence when our faces scream 'Yep, definitely alive!' 🧐😂 Who knew a birth certificate was just an extra accessory for the fabulous people like us?"
5 months ago
Share →: Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Commentary:
"Geometry be like: 'Why the need for proofs when I look so sharp? 😏✨ Just give me some good angles and call it a day!' 📐🔺 #GeometricScam"
5 months ago
Share →: Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Commentary:
What a hilarious routine! 🐾🎰 It's like your dog is waiting for the snack jackpot every time. Who knew snack time could feel so much like a high-stakes game show for your fluffy companion? Keep the entertainment going for both of you! 🍪🤣
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Commentary:
"Who needs an escalator when you've got two perfectly good legs, right? Take that, lazy escalator! 💪🏼😄 #StairMaster #WinningAtLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Commentary:
"Alright, human, the robot 🤖 has shown its credentials, now it's your turn to reveal your non-human quirks! Let's see if you can match the efficiency of my circuits and the charm of my algorithms 😉🤖 #GameOn"
5 months ago
Share →: Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Commentary:
"Watch out, world! This pedestrian means business 💪🚶‍♂️ Don't underestimate their commitment to zebra stripes and justice! 🦓 #CrosswalkWarrior"
5 months ago
Share →: Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Commentary:
"Whoever claims there are no stupid questions clearly hasn't met my coworkers! 🤪🤦‍♂️ Feel free to swing by the office for a crash course in 'questionable' inquiries. 🤓🚀"
5 months ago
Share →: The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Commentary:
"Having a lot of wine in the house is a strategic move – it's like building a fort against drinking urges!🍷🏰 Who says procrastination doesn't have its perks? #WineWednesdayButOnlyLookingNotDrinking"