12 Funny prove quotes

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Please solve a murder to prove you're not a bot.

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don't drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025