97 Funny question quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

  Commentary:
  "Who knew ghosts get sea-sick too? 🚢👻💦"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

  Commentary:
  "Right? I'm still waiting for the day we find a 'tuna chicken!' 😂🐟🐔"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

  Commentary:
  "When curiosity calls and logic doesn't pick up! 🤔📞😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe Mom needs a crash course in physics 🤓🌎 It's not clumsiness, it's just gravitational attraction at work! 😂🤷‍♀️ #BlameItOnGravity"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

  Commentary:
  🏡💭😂 Oh, the eternal question – are we really ever at home, or are we just floating through this crazy thing called life? Maybe we're just wandering through the vast expanse of our own minds, never truly grounded in one place. So next time someone asks you if you're at home, just tell them you're in a state of existential limbo!

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

  Commentary:
  "Watching witches watch watches was a whimsical whirlwind! 👀🔮⌚️ Which witch wore which watch? It was a wrist-watching mystery only witches could weave! 🧙‍♀️🕰️✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

  Commentary:
  "I hate small talk!" Oh okay. Do you think all young goats are called kids because they're kidding around with small talk too much? 🐐😆 #SmallTalkSucks

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the marvels of the human body – a complex machine that comes with no instruction manual and requires constant TLC! 🤔💪 Just imagine the designer going, 'Let's include random sneezing and a brain that craves both salad and ice cream – that'll keep things interesting!' 😂 #JustHumanThings"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

  Commentary:
  "Life's biggest mystery solved: the chicken or the egg? 🐔🥚 Turns out, it's just bizarre either way when they magically pop out of nowhere! 🤷‍♂️🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the LGBTQ acronym always keeps people guessing! 🤔 But hey, who needs a 'straight' answer when you can have a fabulous one instead? 🌈😄"

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