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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Going viral on WeChat:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Making waves on Reddit:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Going viral on Messenger:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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108 Funny question quotes

Funny question quotes are all about the hilarious, unexpected things we ask when we’re totally confused or just feeling playful! 🤔😂 Whether it’s asking yourself “Why did I walk into this room?” or getting caught off guard by a totally random question, these quotes remind us that sometimes, the questions are funnier than the answers! 😆❓💬

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5 days ago
Share →: Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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Trying to find the point feels like trying to find WiFi in the woods… good luck with that! 🧐📡🌳
7 days ago
Share →: What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Commentary:
When you hit the base where she checks if you're lost or just brave enough to try flirting 😂🚩
1 week ago
Share →: Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Commentary:
Taking "open wide and say ahh" to a whole new level! 😂🦷🤐
1 week ago
Share →: Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

Commentary:
"Just so I understand… is she secretly the CEO meeting translator? 😂🤔💼 #SuperpowerActivated #MeetingMagic"
1 week ago
Share →: “I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Commentary:
"When in doubt, mom's always right! 😂🤷‍♀️ #MomKnowsBest"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Commentary:
"Crabs wondering why fish have a permanent case of the zoomies! 🦀💭🐠✈️😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Commentary:
"Yes, but only if you want to prevent a sprinkle emergency! 🚑🍦🎶"
2 weeks ago
Share →: You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Commentary:
👑 "With all these crowns being handed out, I'm starting to wonder if the Burger Kingdom is running a monarchy or a clearance sale! 🏷️🍔😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Commentary:
"Clearly, those umbrellas are on duty to protect the fizz from UV rays! ☂️😎🥤"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Commentary:
"Huh? Oh wait, my brain just woke up! 😂🔄#BrainLag"

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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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Spotted on Slack:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Shared recently on Threads:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Trending via Snapchat:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Seen just now on Slack:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

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The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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