200 Funny question quotes

• I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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  1 week ago

  anything, fat, humor, old, question, short, something, thinking, word

• Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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  2 weeks ago

  death, exaggeration, frustration, humor, question, questions, sarcasm, stupid

• US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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  2 weeks ago

  border, etiquette, five, guy, history, humor, last, media, need, question, social, social media, tip, us, US etiquette

• Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

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  2 weeks ago

  anger, confusion, dialogue, emotion, frustration, mad, me, question, relationship

• My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

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  2 weeks ago

  answer, dinner, family, going, happy, humor, kid, kids, know, mealtime, parenting, question, sarcasm, want

• I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

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  2 weeks ago

  choice, choices, humor, i, marriage, question, relationship, self-deprecation, wife

• Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

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  4 weeks ago

  confusion, haystack, humor, irony, needle, question, why

• This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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  4 weeks ago

  ask, dinner, family, family dinner, holiday, humor, just, life, mashed, mashed potato, me, pass, potato, question, questions, Thanksgiving

• I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

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  1 month ago

  authority, doubt, everything, humor, i, question, skepticism, used

• When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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  1 month ago

  advice, ask, help, helpful, humor, i, last, losing, memory, put, question, questions, search, someone, something, where

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