Funny quotes question

92 Funny question quotes

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

1 week ago

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

2 weeks ago

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

3 weeks ago

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

3 weeks ago

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

1 month ago

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

1 month ago

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

1 month ago

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

1 month ago

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

1 month ago

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

1 month ago

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

1 month ago

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

1 month ago

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

2 months ago

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

2 months ago

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

2 months ago

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

2 months ago

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

2 months ago

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

2 months ago

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

2 months ago

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

2 months ago

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

2 months ago

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

3 months ago

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

3 months ago

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

3 months ago

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

3 months ago

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

3 months ago

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

3 months ago

Is losing your mind a hobby?

3 months ago

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

3 months ago

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

3 months ago