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140 Funny relaxation quotes

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

3 months ago

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

3 months ago

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

3 months ago

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

3 months ago

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

3 months ago

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

3 months ago

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

3 months ago

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

3 months ago

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

3 months ago

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

3 months ago

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

3 months ago

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

3 months ago

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

3 months ago

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

3 months ago

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

3 months ago

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

3 months ago

I need a massage for my brain.

3 months ago

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

3 months ago

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

3 months ago

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

3 months ago