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12 Funny research quotes

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

4 weeks ago

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

4 weeks ago

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

2 months ago

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

2 months ago

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

3 months ago

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

3 months ago

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

3 months ago

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

3 months ago

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

3 months ago

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

3 months ago

I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

3 months ago

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

3 months ago