19 Funny research quotes

• The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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  being, bitch, curiosity, determination, humor, investigation, nosiness, nosy, research, research skill, skill, wants

• It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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  academic, academic integrity, academic resources, access, easier, even, Funny, humor, illegal, illegal access, integrity, irony, library, life, research, resources, student, student life, university, university library

• Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

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  activity, collection, conduct, data, data collection, dating, experiment, fun, fun activity, humor, humor in dating, love, psychological, psychological experiment, research, working

• If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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  away, charts, confidence, data, destroy, humor, humorous, humorous quote, i, intimidation, prepared, research, run, sarcasm, say, wit

• Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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  academic, article, claims, cool, ever, found, humor, irony, joke, perfectly, research, scholarly, sex, topic

• People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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  always, crazy, knowledge, people, perception, read, research, sound

• Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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  activity, creativity, fun, Google, humor, names, research, things, woman, writing

• Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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  alligator, hand, humor, irony, own, research, safety, sign, stick, thanks, warning, zoo

• There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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  fix, fun, humor, i, joke, nothing, orgasm, pleasure, research, solution

• He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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  fizzics, funny name, groundbreaking, humor, mr., Mr. Pepper, name, only, pepper, pun, research, science

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