14 Funny research quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourself! 😅 My PowerPoint game is stronger than your Wi-Fi connection! 📊🚀 #NerdAlert"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

  Commentary:
  "Forget soulmates, I’m just looking for source-mates! 📚❤️🤣 #AcademicLove"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, it’s not crazy if there’s a method to the madness! 🤓📚 Embrace your inner bookworm and research enthusiast, even if others think you're a bit eccentric. Knowledge is power, after all! 💡😆 #CrazyButSmart"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it great how writing makes us look up the most random things like "woman names" just to keep our stories authentic? 🤣📝 It's like diving into a bottomless pit of knowledge filled with intriguing facts and, well, names we never knew existed! Who knew the world of writing could lead us down such a rabbit hole of endless discovery and entertainment? 💡 Keep on Googling, fellow writers, the literary jungle awaits! 🌟

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

  Commentary:
  🐊🚫 Sign at the zoo: "Don't stick your hand in the alligator cage." Well, that's sound advice, but who needs it? I'm more of a hands-on learner anyway. Just call me the Croc Whisperer! 😆 #AlligatorShenanigans

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  4 months ago

  Share →: There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

  Commentary:
  Well, if there was an official study on this, we'd probably want to sign up! 😂 Who needs a PhD when you have some "research" of your own to rely on, right? 🤔🔬 It seems like this perspective really knows how to, um, get to the bottom of things! 🙈💥 #ScienceIsHard

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  5 months ago

  Share →: He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Mr. Pepper went from a regular seasoning to a scientific superstar! 🌶️🔬 Who knew studying bubbles could pop his name into the fizzy limelight? Sounds like his research added some serious "fizz" to his reputation! 🌟🥤 #FizzicsGenius

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  5 months ago

  Share →: According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

  Commentary:
  Well, according to a study (wink, wink), I believe that people will trust anything preceded by "according to a study"! 🤓📊 It's the magic phrase that makes even the wildest claims sound legit. Remember folks, trust, but verify! 😉🔍 #AccordingToAStudyTruths

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

  Commentary:
  👻 "Seriously, tall ghosts in horror movies? That's just historically inaccurate haunting! Do those ghosts have secret access to growth spurt potions or what? Maybe they just stretched their bed sheets too much in the afterlife… 👻📜 #GhostGrowthSpurts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew hurricanes had beef with bullets? 🤷‍♂️ Better stick to researching weather patterns instead of playing Weatherman Rambo! 🌪️💥 #ScienceVsStorms"

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