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Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for β€œdumpster fire”?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Posted onFeb 6, 2025Feb 6, 2025

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a rΓ©sumΓ©.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

8 year gap on resume that just says β€œkarate”.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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