19 Funny resume quotes

• Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

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  1 month ago

  after, bottom, career, geologist, hitting, humor, motivation, pun, resume, rock, rock bottom, self-improvement

• They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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  2 months ago

  deception, description, honesty, humor, job, job description, lie, resume, work

• The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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  2 months ago

  5, break, career, career break, enlightenment, gap, humor, i, job, job gap, meditation, reach, resume, resume gap, self-improvement, trying

• Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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  2 months ago

  anyone, comedy, dumpster, dumpster fire, fire, humor, hunt, job, job hunt, professional, professional word, resume, sarcasm, self-deprecating, word, workplace

• The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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  2 months ago

  activity, childhood, fun, fun activity, gap, humor, joke, outdoor, outdoor play, outside, play, playing, playing outside, resume

• “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, explain, explanation, gap, humor, i, interview, job, job interview, missing, national, national park, park, resume

• The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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  2 months ago

  bar, employment, gaps, humor, job, job search, resume, search, space, space bar

• That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, gap, humor, i, job, lost, resume, sailing, sea

• I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

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  2 months ago

  casual, casual sex, commitment, dating, humor, me, relationship, resume, send, sex

• 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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  2 months ago

  activity, career, employment, gap, humor, job, job search, just, karate, resume, search, skills, year

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