16 Funny ring quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

  Commentary:
  "Words to live by: Keep your fries close 🍟, but your onion rings closer! 🥨 Because, let's be real, who wants to share those delicious, crispy onion rings anyway? 😂 #foodpriorities"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

  Commentary:
  Marriage is like a late-night phone call: you hear the ring, and suddenly you're wide awake wondering what surprises await! 📞💍😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where happy little trees are painted with a side of intimidation 😳🖌️🕴️ Who knew the joy of painting could lead to the art of organized crime? 🎨💰 #HappyAccidents #CriminalMasterpiece"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

  Commentary:
  Isn't that the ultimate modern-day parental power move? 💪🏼📹 "Oh hey there kids, just letting you know I'm watching 👀… and so are the neighbors 🏡😂. Behave yourselves or the Ring camera might magically start playing 'The Mysterious Stranger' theme song 🎵💀. Just kidding… maybe. 😏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

  Commentary:
  🔑👃 "Forget losing my keys, now I just have to worry about losing my nose ring! Talk about an unconventional keychain 😉 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

  Commentary:
  "Employers love a good adventure story! 🧙‍♂️💼 Just make sure to leave out the part where you accidentally almost destroyed the world 😉🌋 #ResumeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, no camera crew, balloons, or big check? 📷🎈💰 Please let the doorbell rest – it's been through enough drama already! 🚪😄 #NoCheckNoPeek"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

  Commentary:
  Well, seriously, common sense Gandalf, where were you when they were crafting that "one ring to rule them all"? 🧙‍♂️ Let's not make jewelry decisions with world domination potential, folks! 💍😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

  Commentary:
  Well, ladies and gentlemen, if you needed another reason to skip wearing those fancy rings, here it is! 💍 Gollum's cautionary tale reminds us that sometimes bling comes with a price – and that price might just be your youth and zest for life! 😅 Sorry ladies, no more "put a ring on it" for us, right? 💁‍♂️ #RingFreeLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

  Commentary:
  "Frodo is indeed a precious name for any hobbit…oops, we mean boy! It definitely rings a bell! 🔔 Just be careful, though…we hope there aren't any mysterious rings involved! 💍😄"

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