23 Funny ring quotes

• Onion rings? I’m answering.

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  12 hours ago

  answer, answering, food, humor, joke, onion, onion ring, ring, rings

• I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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  15 hours ago

  before, engagement, engagement ring, humor, i, jewelry, limit, me, opinion, ring, rings, size, size limit, tacky, think

• If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

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  20 hours ago

  emotional, explode, explosion, humor, i, joke, mood, mood ring, personality, ring

• Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

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  2 months ago

  call, everything, excuse, humor, i, missed, missed call, phone, procrastination, ring, ringing, ringing phone, sorry

• Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, call, humor, ignore, ignoring, longer, phone, ring, technology, why

• I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, animal, Australia, before, boxing, challenge, eat, fight, humor, i, kangaroo, ring, should, sport, think, three

• Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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  2 months ago

  close, food, fry, humor, onion, onion ring, ring, rings, snack

• Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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  2 months ago

  call, humor, marriage, night, phone, relationship, ring, sleep, wake

• It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

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  2 months ago

  bad, Bob, Bob Ross, boss, character, choice, fictional, fictional character, humor, irony, mob, mob boss, never, nice, ring, ross, too, violence, wake, wake up, woke

• Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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  2 months ago

  camera, freak, freak out, front, funny parenting, home, home security, kids, parenting, ring, Ring camera, security, surveillance, yell

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