23 Funny ring quotes

• Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

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  2 months ago

  call, everything, excuse, humor, i, missed, missed call, phone, procrastination, ring, ringing, ringing phone, sorry

• Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, call, humor, ignore, ignoring, longer, phone, ring, technology, why

• I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, animal, Australia, before, boxing, challenge, eat, fight, humor, i, kangaroo, ring, should, sport, think, three

• Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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  2 months ago

  close, food, fry, humor, onion, onion ring, ring, rings, snack

• Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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  2 months ago

  call, humor, marriage, night, phone, relationship, ring, sleep, wake

• It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

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  2 months ago

  bad, Bob, Bob Ross, boss, character, choice, fictional, fictional character, humor, irony, mob, mob boss, never, nice, ring, ross, too, violence, wake, wake up, woke

• Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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  2 months ago

  camera, freak, freak out, front, funny parenting, home, home security, kids, parenting, ring, Ring camera, security, surveillance, yell

• Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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  2 months ago

  accessory, funny idea, getting, humor, i, idea, keys, lose, nose, nose ring, personal, personal style, practicality, quirky, quirky solution, ring, solution, style

• Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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  2 months ago

  excuse, fantasy, gap, help, Hobbits, humor, interview, job, job interview, lie, Mordor, resume, ring, something, take, tell

• Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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  2 months ago

  balloons, big, big check, camera, camera crew, check, crew, doorbell, expectations, funny request, holding, humor, request, ring, surprise

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