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16 Funny roll quotes

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

2 weeks ago

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

1 month ago

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

1 month ago

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

2 months ago

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

2 months ago

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

2 months ago

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

2 months ago

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

3 months ago

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

3 months ago

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

3 months ago

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

3 months ago

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

3 months ago

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

3 months ago

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

3 months ago

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

3 months ago

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

3 months ago