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20 Funny roll quotes

Funny roll quotes are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of humor 🎉 and a dash of wit 😂 to your day! Whether you’re talking sushi 🍣, dice 🎲, or just life’s unexpected twists, these clever lines will have you laughing out loud 🤣 and rolling with the good vibes. Get ready to brighten your feed and share some smiles — because who doesn’t love a good pun and playful wordplay? 😜✨

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Posted on6 months ago

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025Feb 25, 2025

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Posted onFeb 12, 2025Feb 12, 2025

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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