24 Funny rule quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Tears for Fears had big dreams of ruling the world 🌍, but let's be real, I just want a solid 8 hours of sleep without any interruptions 🌙😴. Who needs a kingdom when you've got a cozy bed, am I right? 😄💤"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic relationship dynamics at play! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️ It's like a never-ending game of "he said, she said" with a sprinkle of selective memory thrown in for good measure. Remember, communication is key, folks! 🗝️💬 Or else you’ll end up in that infamous “You never told me!” territory. 😄 #RelationshipRealities

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

  Commentary:
  "If the aroma of grilled goodness tickles your senses, consider yourself an official member of the cookout crew! 🍔🌭🥩 Time to follow your nose and join the feast 🎉🔥 #CookoutInvitation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

  Commentary:
  "Just like how I can't reach the last slice of pizza in the box, but clearly, I don't need it…🍕🚫 Lazy Rule at its finest! Who needs things that require stretchy effort anyway, right? 😂 #LazyLife"

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