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6 months ago
Share →: When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Commentary:
Oh, the hidden truth behind Christmas decorations! 🎄✨ Decking the halls while conveniently ignoring the dust bunnies – now that's the holiday spirit! 🎅🏼✨ Just add a bit of glitter, and no one will even notice the neglected cleaning duties! ✨🎁✨
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, kindness is free – unlike that chatty neighbor who always comments on your dark circles! 😅 Let's spread good vibes instead of unsolicited observations, shall we? 💫 #BeKind #SmileAndWave"
6 months ago
Share →: 75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Commentary:
Sounds like being a divorce lawyer is 75% playing "No" on repeat 🔄🚫. Who knew emails had a built-in reject button? 😂 #LawyerLife
6 months ago
Share →: All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have a perfectly balanced plate of nachos? 🧀🌶️ Let's give nachos the anthem they truly deserve! 🎶 #NachoLove"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Commentary:
"Lois Lane might need to borrow Clark Kent's glasses to brush up on her investigative skills! 🕵️‍♀️👓 Maybe Greg should consider a cape for added disguise next time!"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delightful confusion of hitting your 40s! Suddenly, it feels like everyone under 25 is speaking a different language 🤯🤷‍♂️ It's like tuning into a radio station and realizing you're on the wrong frequency 📻🤣 Embrace the 'lost in translation' moments and just nod along like a wise sage 😉🧐"
6 months ago
Share →: Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Commentary:
🤭 Whoops, that moment when your casual agreement turns into a surprise mission impossible! Just like saying "sure, I'll just climb Mount Everest in my lunch break, no problem" and then reality hits like a ton of bricks! 🏔️😅 #UnderestimatedMyself
6 months ago
Share →: Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Commentary:
"Sounds like the element of surprise was working overtime in the office today! 🤪🤷‍♂️ 'Why hold the baby' – a hard-hitting question that left everyone speechless and giggling. Sometimes, it's best to just roll with the unexpected and embrace the comedic chaos! 😂👶 #OfficeAntics"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Commentary:
Oh, please! 🍌👵🏼 Those bananas have seen more life than a 20-year-old claiming tiredness! 😂 Time to peel away those excuses and embrace youthful energy! 💪 #BananasOverMillennials
6 months ago
Share →: Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

Commentary:
"Simply uttering 'Think about it!' nowadays can send people into a mental tailspin 🤯💭 Who knew critical thinking could be such a daunting task in the age of information overload? 🧐💥 #DeepThoughts"