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My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

Seen just now on Slack:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Trending via TikTok:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Going viral on Telegram:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Making waves on Threads:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Just shared via Facebook:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Seen just now on Discord:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Trending via Reddit:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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Funny self-doubt quotes 😂 are the perfect way to laugh at those pesky inner critics 🧠💭! When you’re caught between confidence and chaos, these witty lines remind us it’s okay to stumble 🤷‍♀️✨. Ready to chuckle at your own doubts and turn hesitation into humor? Let’s dive into the lighter side of self-questioning and find joy in the jitters! 😅🎉

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8 hours ago
Share →: Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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So true, job hunting really is just adult hide-and-seek where the jobs do all the hiding. 🔍🤷‍♂️😂
23 hours ago
Share →: Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

Commentary:
Sounds like my life story was written by a sitcom writer with commitment issues 😂✍️📖
6 days ago
Share →: Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Commentary:
"Finally, a motivational speech my lazy self can get behind! 😅🙌"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Commentary:
Sounds like Grok's trying to get booked for a boy band reunion! 🎤🕺😂
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Commentary:
"Me: I'll be ready in 5 minutes. Also me: *takes 45 minutes to find matching socks* 🧦⏰ #FashionablyLate"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Commentary:
Oh no, that sounds like a never-ending rollercoaster ride through Regret-ville with a layover in Doubt City! 🎢🙈 Just remember, even in the chaos of bad decisions, there's always a chance to break free from the loop and hail a cab to Positivity Town! 🚕😄 #LifeChoicesEndInit
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Commentary:
"Who needs motivational quotes when you've got stubborn determination? 🙅‍♂️🚫 Show 'em who's boss by proving them wrong in style! 💪😜 #ConfidenceGoals"

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Telegram:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Reported on WeChat:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Live now on Threads:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

Just shared via Threads:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Just landed via Messenger:

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Just landed via Facebook:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Just landed via Slack:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Shared recently on Slack:

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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