14 Funny self-worth quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! If 15 people complimented me in person, I'd immediately start a fashion blog. 😂👗📸 #FeelingFabulous"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide and I'm basically a plant… Just doing my part to keep the Earth green! 🌿🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

  Commentary:
  "If they can't see your magic, it's time to pull a disappearing act like Houdini! ✨🎩✨ Remember, not everyone can handle your fabulousness!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling useless? Just remember, you're a CO2-producing superhero for plants! 🌿💨 Who knew your exhales had such a green thumb? Keep breathing, photosynthesis appreciates it! 🌱😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs love when you have notifications? 😂📱 Keep refreshing, darling, maybe this time someone other than the spam bots will show you some affection! 💔 #PhoneAddict"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

  Commentary:
  "Remember, you're not just any water – you're Fiji water! 💧💎 Don't settle for pond-level treatment, because you're pure, refreshing, and definitely worth more than a murky puddle. Stay sparkling, darling! ✨💦"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

  Commentary:
  "If you can't handle me at my ramen noodle budget, then you don't deserve me at my avocado toast splurges."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs validation when you're already the whole package? 🌟 Keep shining bright, darling! ✨ #HumbleButFabulous"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of the modern dating world! 🤔 Who knew 'situationships' could be so complex? Are you playing the commitment dodgeball or rocking the low self-worth tango? Either way, it takes two to tango in the land of blurred lines! 💃🕺"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a red flag when you can command the whole red carpet with sass and style! 💃🏼✨ Strut your stuff, darling, you're the star of the show! 🌟 #RedCarpetReady"

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