Funny quotes self-worth

11 Funny self-worth quotes

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Don't let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you can't handle me while I'm broke, then you don't deserve me when I have $600.

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Please don't dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025