174 Funny self quotes

• Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

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• I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

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  else, humor, i, ID, identity, irony, personality, regret, self, somebody

• My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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  animal, emotions, favorite, feelings, humor, hurt, me, self

• My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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• I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

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• “Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

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• Happiness is an inside job.

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  happiness, inside, inside job, job, mindset, positivity, self

• The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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• Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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• Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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