108 Funny self quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

  Commentary:
  "When you're the CEO of your own drama club! 🎭🙈 #SelfSabotageStrikesAgain"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

  Commentary:
  "Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' 😂📞 #ForgottenGem"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, be the zesty bad example! 🍋😜"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

  Commentary:
  "Fun facts? More like fun-sized chaos! 🚩😜 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

  Commentary:
  "Current me looking back at past me: 🎢🤡. At least one of us is evolving!" 😂💡

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

  Commentary:
  "Glad you found it! Sometime they like to play hide and seek. 😄🕵️‍♂️✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

  Commentary:
  🔥🤣 "Finally, a reason to look forward to wrinkles! Who knew maturity came with a built-in heating system? #GlowUpGoals #AgeLikeFineWine 🍷✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

  Commentary:
  Oh wow, talk about a mirror obsession squared! 😂 She's got narcissism on repeat—like a never-ending selfie session in her own mind! 📸🙄 It's like narcissism inception: who’s really the most self-absorbed? 🌀🤳

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

  Commentary:
  When your DMs turn into a one-man show 🎭📱—talk about a solo act! 😂 Guess some guys just prefer having a private audience. Keep that inbox entertained! 🎉🤣

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

  Commentary:
  "Therapist: 'How do you feel about monopolizing the session?' Me: 'Guilty, but also oddly accomplished. 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️' Remember, it's called 'therapy,' not 'them-apy' for a reason! 😆 #SelfCenteredAndProud"

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