Funny sent quotes

• Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

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  2 months ago

  afraid, Facebook, Facebook Marketplace, fear, funny situation, guy, husband, kidnap, kidnapped, marketplace, me, online, online purchase, pick, pickup, purchase, sent, shell, situation, something, wife, wife fear

• Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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  2 months ago

  email, end, every, funny request, humor, me, request, sent, should, tummy, worry

• Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

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  2 months ago

  animal, back, caught, feeling, humor, just, lighthearted, miyagi, moth, mr., Mr. Miyagi, nature, outdoor, outside, sent, sent back

• Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

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  2 months ago

  almost, apology, communication, humor, i, message, messages, please, procrastination, relationship, respond, sent, texting

• Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

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  4 months ago

  absolutely, around, calling, day, doing, doing nothing, floating, got, hr, humor, insult, jellyfish, just, nothing, office, office humor, sent, someone, workplace

• Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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  4 months ago

  ask, attraction, flirting, getting, gift, humor, money, payment, sent, sexy, surprise, unexpected

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