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16 Funny sentence quotes

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I end all my sentences with "Just saying.." because ending them with "You bonehead.." would probably be considered offensive.

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025
Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025
People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025