Funny shot quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.
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  4 months ago

  View →: In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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