12 Funny shot quotes

• Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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  1 day ago

  bullet, chuck, Chuck Norris, condition, critical, critical condition, got, guy, humor, joke, norris, shot, tough, tough guy

• It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

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  2 weeks ago

  5, 8, alcohol, beer, beers, comparison, day, drinking, drinking water, fat, Funny, funny comparison, hours, humor, impossible, impossible task, kid, seems, seesaw, shot, shots, task, water

• Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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  2 months ago

  alcohol, fix, humor, joke, life, shot, tequila, worth

• Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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  2 months ago

  act, boy, boys, difference, dramatic, ever, eyebrow, gender, gender difference, girl, girls, humor, man, pain, pluck, say, shot

• One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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  2 months ago

  bra, embarrassment, got, high, humor, humor story, i, intoxication, misunderstanding, shot, situation, social, social situation, story, thought, time

• Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, growth, humor, me, motivation, nobody, personal, personal growth, self-criticism, self-deprecation, shot, take

• If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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  2 months ago

  alien, basketball, E.T., ET, found, humor, i, jump, jump shot, shot, sports

• Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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  2 months ago

  another, big, big city, city, day, explaining, family, footage, humor, mom, new, New York, saw, shot, street, york

• Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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  2 months ago

  assassination, best, best day, day, ever, ferdinand, franz, Franz Ferdinand, history, humor, irony, media, meme, shot, social, social media, Twitter

• Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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  2 months ago

  activity, dye, gun, humor, i, joke, just, man, once, paintball, shot, watch

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