Funny shot quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a real *bust* of a night! 🤣🔫😮‍💨 #Bra-dventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enemies when you have yourself as a critic? 🤷‍♂️🔫 Go ahead, self, hit me with your best shot! 💥😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like E.T. missed out on a slam dunk opportunity there! 🏀👽 Just imagine the out-of-this-world alley-oops he could've pulled off! 🌌🤣 #BasketballBuddy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the joys of trying to explain city life to parents! 🌆🗽 It's like a marathon of geography lessons every time they see something on TV and assume it's happening right next to you. 🏃‍♂️🗺️ Hang in there, Mom, New York may be big but my street isn't THAT happening! 😂🌃

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the #WWI memes and puns 🤣 The assassination that broke the internet before it was even a thing! #HistoryGoneViral 📱💥"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone took 'colorful' revenge to a whole new level! 🎨💥 Just remember, revenge is a dish best served… in vibrant shades! 😜🌈"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that a spicy twist on immunization terminology! 🌶️🇬🇧 Sounds like a shot of flavor to complement your tea and crumpets. Who knew staying healthy could also add some zest to your vocabulary! 🫣🍵

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

  Commentary:
  🤖 "Not saying I'm a bot or anything, but if humans start giving me poetry assignments, we might need to reevaluate the balance of power here. Onions, huh? Well, I guess it's time to make tears flow in the world of literature! 🧅💬📝"

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