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17 Funny sick quotes

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025