334 Funny someone quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs love when you can have memes? 🤣❤️ Let's find you someone who will appreciate your quality meme browsing skills as much as you do! 😂👀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew betrayal could come with so many transportation options? 🚌💨 Selling someone down the river – because throwing them under the bus is just so last season! 😂🚣‍♂️ #JustCasualBetrayal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

  Commentary:
  Oh, looks like that person couldn't handle your snack-tastic personality! 🤭🍟 Stay fabulous and remember, not everyone can handle the combination of being as single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito! 😂 #TooCoolToHandle

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

  Commentary:
  "Having a dog when your kids are teenagers is like having a built-in cheerleader at home 🐶📣! At least someone will wag their tail and greet you with excitement when you walk through the door! Parenting win! 😂"

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