31 Funny state quotes

• The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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  2 months ago

  amount, concern, concerning, humor, i, inappropriate, inappropriate thoughts, little, mental, mental state, self-awareness, state, thoughts

• I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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  2 months ago

  awesome, coffee, confidence, evolution, humor, i, motivation, need, positivity, self-improvement, state

• People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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  2 months ago

  breed, confusion, different, emotional, emotional confusion, happiness, happy, instability, irony, listen, mental, mental state, mood, mood swings, music, people, playlist, sad, sad playlist, state, swings, unstable

• The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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  2 months ago

  being, emotional, emotional state, final, humor, independence, irony, listen, loneliness, love, love song, mind, point, relationship, single, singleness, solitude, song, stage, state

• Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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  2 months ago

  brain, humor, mental, mental state, mood, properly, sarcasm, state, think, today

• Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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  2 months ago

  calm, ever, humor, irony, mental, mental state, paradox, state, stress

• So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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  2 months ago

  able, day, distraction, dream, feelings, glad, humor, i, me, mental, mental state, moving, moving on, sarcasm, state, subconscious, thinking

• If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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  2 months ago

  activity, deep, deep fried, fair, food, fried, fun, fun activity, humor, novelty, Pokémon, real, satire, state, stick

• My brain is on airplane mode today.

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  2 months ago

  airplane, airplane mode, brain, distraction, humor, laziness, mental, mental state, mode, state, today

• Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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  2 months ago

  95, aging, brain, computer, feel, humor, i, mental, mental state, outdated, running, software, sometimes, state, still, system, technology, Windows, Windows 95

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