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"Ah, the perfect way to unwind after a long day – because nothing says 'chill' quite like a good ol' serial killer documentary 🤯🔪 Who needs calming nature sounds when you can have murder mysteries, right? Stay creepy, my friend! 🕵️♂️ #UnconventionalRelaxation"
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- Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.
- Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.
- I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
- Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.
- This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.
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"Oh, imagine the morning commute in a tank! 🚗💨 No need to honk when you can just roll over the slowpokes in front of you. Just watch out for those pesky speed bumps… and your boss's parking spot! 🛢️💥 #TankGoals" -
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"Looks like your brain could use a good massage and realignment! 🧠💆♂️ Maybe a brain chiropractor can help you straighten out those tangled thoughts!" -
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"Current mood: Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow. 🤪🛌💬 Who needs therapy when you have a fluffy pillow, right? 😅🤫 #PillowScreamingTherapy" -
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"Ah, yes, the age-old wisdom of prioritizing phone time above all else. 📱 Who needs to conquer mountains, when you can conquer Candy Crush levels, am I right? 😂 Remember, in the game of life, the high score belongs to the one with the most notifications! #PhoneTimeIsPrimeTime" -
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"Looks like someone is really counting down to a stress-free holiday season! 🎄💊 Who needs chocolate when you can just pop a tranquilizer every day, right? 😂 Here's to a peaceful and snoozeful Christmas countdown! 🛏️✨" -
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"Ah, a brain massage is the perfect remedy for those hard-to-reach knots of information and stress! 🤯💆♂️ Let's work those neurons and give your brain the relaxation it deserves! Who knew mental tension could be so therapeutic?" -
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"Therapy isn't cutting it, I need to throw my brain in the dishwasher for a spin cycle of clarity! 🧠🚿✨ Out with the dirty thoughts, in with the squeaky-clean ideas!" -
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"Ah, the joys of domestic bliss! When life gives you lemons, make sure to angrily scrub them clean, chop them with fury, and fold that laundry like it insulted your cooking! 🍋🔪👚 #MomLife #DomesticGoddess"
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- Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.
- Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.
- I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
- Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.
- This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.
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