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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.
2 months ago
I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.
3 months ago
Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.
3 months ago
First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.
3 months ago
Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.
3 months ago
I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.
3 months ago
Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.
3 months ago