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Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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Jan 20, 2026

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Making waves on YouTube:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Trending via X:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Making waves on Pinterest:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

Funny sunglasses quotes

Funny sunglasses quotes bring a touch of humor and style to your eyewear game! 😎😂 Whether you’re poking fun at the ever-changing trends or making light of those moments when sunglasses seem more essential than ever, these quotes capture the playful side of accessorizing. Perfect for adding a dash of laughter to your day, these quotes remind us that sometimes, it’s okay to take life a little less seriously. Shine bright and keep smiling! 😄🕶️

New funny sunglasses quotes 👇

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

5 hours ago

Facebook, glasses, life, people, social media, sunglasses
I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

6 hours ago

am, ass, face, humor, i, looking, love, mystery, observation, sunglasses
80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

10 hours ago

American, Americans, attitude, confidence, humor, just, motivation, put, say, sunglasses, want
Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

2 months ago

accessory, attitude, communication, fashion, front, got, humor, important, listen, say, shirt, something, style, sunglasses, wardrobe
Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

2 months ago

accident, accidentally, boat, brighter, day, drop, humor, just, much, people, side, sunglasses
“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

2 months ago

check, confidence, humor, i, life, mirror, myself, self-quote, sunglasses, thug, thug life, whisper
I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

2 months ago

back, fashion, head, humor, joke, man, relationship, sorry, sunglasses
I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

2 months ago

asleep, disguise, driving, humor, i, joke, knows, nobody, safety, sunglasses, wear
20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

2 months ago

20s, 40s, adulthood, age, changes, drinking, even, forty, fridge, hangover, humor, life, life changes, open, sunglasses, twenty
Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

3 months ago

better, hear, house, humor, i, parking, parking spot, radio, someone, spot, sunglasses, take, turn

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53 shares on Messenger this month:

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

25 shares on Discord this month:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

59 shares on Threads this month:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

72 shares on Threads this month:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

62 shares on Threads this month:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Making waves on Discord:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Seen just now on Slack:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Spotted on WeChat:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Seen just now on Twitch:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Just landed via Instagram:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Going viral on Slack:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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