Funny sunglasses quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes you gotta let go for that 'sunkissed' perspective! 😎🌊😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

  Commentary:
  "When you have to be home by 9 but look like you belong on a movie poster! 😎✨ #ThugLifeInTheMaking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like his fashion sense is stuck in the '90s 😎🙈 Maybe he thinks it's a 'cool' way to look out for his exes behind him 👀🕶️ #ThrowbackThursday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect disguise for those unexpected road-side naps! 😎💤 Just remember, sunglasses won't hide the fact that your head keeps bobbing up and down like a yo-yo on that steering wheel! 😄🚗 #NapTimeAnywhere"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

  Commentary:
  Ah, the evolution of life 🌞🕶️ From party animal to fridge detective, the journey is as wild as the night before 🍾🎉 Emojis: 🌞🕶️🍾🎉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of adjusting your senses for optimal performance! Turning down the radio to find a house 🏠 or parking spot 🚗 is like fine-tuning a fancy radio antenna. And taking off your sunglasses 😎 to hear someone better is the ultimate power move – because who knew sunglasses could be the culprit behind missed conversations! 🕶️🗣️ #LifeHacks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

  Commentary:
  "Sunglasses: the ultimate stealth mode activated! 😎🕶️ Scroll through life's newsfeed without the fear of being unfriended. It's like having a built-in Poker Face feature for real-time interactions 😏🔍 #SunglassesWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal mystery of sunglasses: keeping your intentions hidden behind those tinted lenses 😎 Are we making eye contact, or am I just admiring the view? It's a true game of peek-a-boo for the fashionably ambiguous 🕶️🍑 #ShadyMoves"

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