Funny sunglasses quotes

• Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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  3 hours ago

  Facebook, glasses, life, people, social media, sunglasses

• I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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  4 hours ago

  am, ass, face, humor, i, looking, love, mystery, observation, sunglasses

• 80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

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  9 hours ago

  American, Americans, attitude, confidence, humor, just, motivation, put, say, sunglasses, want

• Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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  2 months ago

  accessory, attitude, communication, fashion, front, got, humor, important, listen, say, shirt, something, style, sunglasses, wardrobe

• Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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  2 months ago

  accident, accidentally, boat, brighter, day, drop, humor, just, much, people, side, sunglasses

• “Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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  2 months ago

  check, confidence, humor, i, life, mirror, myself, self-quote, sunglasses, thug, thug life, whisper

• I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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  2 months ago

  back, fashion, head, humor, joke, man, relationship, sorry, sunglasses

• I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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  2 months ago

  asleep, disguise, driving, humor, i, joke, knows, nobody, safety, sunglasses, wear

• 20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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  2 months ago

  20s, 40s, adulthood, age, changes, drinking, even, forty, fridge, hangover, humor, life, life changes, open, sunglasses, twenty

• Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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  3 months ago

  better, hear, house, humor, i, parking, parking spot, radio, someone, spot, sunglasses, take, turn

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