126 Funny sure quotes

• If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

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  4 months ago

  advice, answer, bite, death, die, give, humor, joke, poison, should, simply, snake, sure, survival, wait

• I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

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  5 months ago

  anyone, anything, communication, emoji, expression, humor, interaction, introvert, pretty, say, social, social interaction, sure, technology

• Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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  5 months ago

  call, depressed, depression, eating, eating habit, fasting, financial, financial struggle, habit, health, humor, intermittent, intermittent fasting, mental, mental health, poor, poverty, struggle, sure, well

• Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

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  5 months ago

  couch, humor, i, laziness, motivation, procrastination, sure, today

• Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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  5 months ago

  else, hilarious, holding, humor, longer, microwave, microwave minute, minute, patience, phone, someone, sure, time, video, watching, while

• No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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  5 months ago

  astrology, cosmic, depressed, depression, excuse, health, humor, just, mental, mental health, mood, planet, planets, something, star, stars, sure, wrong

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