11 Funny Teams quotes

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  1 hour ago

  Share →: Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

  Commentary:
  MS Teams: The drama queen of software, assuming I've gone on a world tour every time I blink 🌍✈️😂

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  1 day ago

  Share →: When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we're going into overtime! Better warm up those snacks and settle in for the long haul 😂⏱️🍿🏈

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

  Commentary:
  Looks like it's time for a "CTRL + Alt + Del" from all those virtual meetings 🍻😂🎧

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Speedy replies confirmed as camouflage for workplace shenanigans! 😂📧💨 #EmailNinja"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for the day when Teams introduces the 'virtual karate chop' emoji to keep us all in line! 🥋🙈 #DisciplineInTheDigitalAge"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

  Commentary:
  "Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

  Commentary:
  "When the king of the jungle has a meeting, it’s more of a 'rawr'ing success than a Teams call! 🦁😂🐾"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Microsoft Teams is not just decreasing productivity, but also decreasing manliness! 💻👨‍💼 Watch out for those invites, guys – your testosterone levels might take a hit! 😂 #TechProblems"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

  Commentary:
  When your laptop starts sounding like your boss is speaking in tongues, you know it's time for another round 🍺💻 #WorkFromHomeStruggles

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

  Commentary:
  "“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder? 🤣💻 It's a never-ending struggle, but at least Sisyphus gets a workout! 💪 #TechStruggles"

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