101 Funny texting quotes

• Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

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  1 month ago

  babe, communication, concern, humor, message, messages, okay, partner, relationship, telepathic, telepathic message, texting

• 3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

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  1 month ago

  1, 3, app, apps, concerning, drink, drinks, enough, friend, friends, health, information, mental, mental health, movie, movie theater, text, texting, theater

• Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

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  1 month ago

  9, communication, hours, humor, leave, money, patience, read, relationship, texting

• “You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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  1 month ago

  am, communication, excuse, humor, i, just, message, messages, never, okay, person, reply, texting, understaffed

• I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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  1 month ago

  communication, finds, hope, humor, i, message, no response, patience, response, row, sarcasm, text, texting, waiting, well

• It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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  1 month ago

  acceptable, communication, cultural, cultural difference, difference, humor, internet, internet slang, language, norm, only, saying, slang, social, social norm, socially, Spanish, speaking, still, texting, unfair

• Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

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  1 month ago

  communication, girlfriend, having, humor, insane, insanity, literally, relationship, respond, text, texting

• Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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  1 month ago

  apple, autocorrect, communication, ever, hell, humor, i, language, point, someone, text, texting, typo

• I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, communication, hesitation, humor, i, need, person, self-respect, shame, social, social anxiety, text, texting, want

• Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

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  1 month ago

  after, anxiety, asking, communication, hit, i, myself, overthinking, self-doubt, send, social, social anxiety, texting, too, weird, weirdness

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