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- Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.
- Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.
- Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.
- “It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.
- He took my last fry, your honor.
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- Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.
- Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.
- They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.
- I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.
- I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.
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