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16 Funny theory quotes

Funny theory quotes bring a hilarious twist to complex ideas 🤓✨, turning deep thoughts into giggles and aha moments 😂💡. Whether you’re a science buff or just love clever wordplay, these witty gems keep curiosity alive while tickling your funny bone 🤪📚. Get ready to laugh and think at the same time—because who said theories can’t be fun? 🎉🧠

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

Posted on7 days ago7 days ago

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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