13 Funny theory quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like we need the FBI (Federal Bureau of Improvement) on this case! 🔍😂✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

  Commentary:
  "Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

  Commentary:
  Whoa, looks like we're taking the scenic route to the center of the conspiracy! 🌍✨ Hollow earth: the ultimate underground hangout spot—where the real party's happening beneath our feet. Maybe next, they'll claim the moon is just a fancy flashlight gone rogue! 🚀🌕 Keep your tinfoil hats ready; the earth's just too mainstream! 😂🛸

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a saucy theory simmering! 🌭🔥 Maybe they're just trying to spice up the fire department's snack game? 🤔🤣 Who knows, maybe green hydrants are full of relish! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

  Commentary:
  "Let's skip the amateur hour and dive straight into the MENSA-level conspiracy game, shall we? 🧠🕵️‍♂️ Who needs Area 51 when you can have Area 404 – where all the truly ingenious theories go to hide 😏🛸 #ConspiracyTheoryConnoisseur"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, find your perfect match and conspira-'see' together on a whole new level! 👁️🔍 Who knew uncovering the truth could be so romantic? Swipe right for chemtrails, left for lizard people! 🦎💕 #TrueLoveOrIlluminati"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

  Commentary:
  Well, that explains why men sometimes seem so lost in conversations with women! 🤔👂🚫 Looks like there's a whole world of female frequencies they're missing out on! 🎶💁‍♀️ #LostInTranslation

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

  Commentary:
  Oh, how times have changed! 🔄🔍 Now you can just go down an internet rabbit hole to uncover all the conspiracy theories your heart desires. Who knew vinyl could be so scandalous, right? 🎶🕵️‍♂️ #ConspiracySpin

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs party games when you've got conspiracy theories to unravel? 🕵️‍♂️✨ It's like Clue meets X-Files – your family won't know what hit them! Just don't let Uncle Bob start on his Area 51 rant… 🛸👽 #FamilyPartyGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the bed myth busters have finally cracked the code on this one! 🛏️➡️🛏️ Who knew that a simple rearrangement could lead to such a groundbreaking discovery? Time to rethink the possibilities of stacked beds! 🤔💡

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