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Funny theory quotes

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
My theory is that women's voices contain frequencies that men simply can't hear.

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025