Funny triangle quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the geometry of pizza and women: deliciously puzzling! 😄🍕🔺⬜️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

  Commentary:
  Looks like the Bermuda Triangle is feeling a bit neglected these days! 🧐🌊 Maybe it's time for it to start advertising itself as the best disappearing act in town to regain some attention! 🔮😂 #WheresTheMysteryGone

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when the biggest dilemma was sandwich shapes! 🥪 Who knew triangles versus squares could stir up such deep emotions? 😄 Let's take a moment to appreciate the innocence of childhood priorities! 🧒🍞 #SandwichStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

  Commentary:
  "From fearing the Bermuda Triangle to wanting a one-way ticket there… that's what we call evolution! 🌀✈️ Who knew the mysterious allure of vanishing could become a life goal!? 😂 #AdultingGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

  Commentary:
  "Geometry be like: 'Why the need for proofs when I look so sharp? 😏✨ Just give me some good angles and call it a day!' 📐🔺 #GeometricScam"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew geometry could be so romantic? 💞 When it comes to triangles, love is always acute angle! 😂💖"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a savory twist on the classic love triangle! 🧀🔺 Who needs drama when you can have a snack instead? 😉 #DoritoLoveTriangle

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the geometric gossip of trust issues! 🤔 If you're not in the inner sanctum, you might find yourself wandering in the wilderness of suspicion shapes. 🔺🔲 Better start practicing your angles if you want to be part of the circle! 😉"

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