Funny triangle quotes

Funny triangle quotes 📐😂 bring a sharp twist to geometry that’s anything but boring! Whether you’re a math whiz or just here for the laughs, these witty gems add a little angle of humor to your day. Get ready to see triangles in a whole new light—because who said shapes can’t be funny? 🔺🤣 #GeometryGiggles #TriangleHumor

Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love…

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Sounds like they're auditioning for a reality TV show! 🎬😂👶💔

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jole…

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Searching for the elusive Jolene like she’s a mythical creature. 🕵️‍♀️✨ Anyone seen her? She’s welcome to my non-existent man too! 🤷‍♀️👀

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in squa…

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"Ah, the geometry of pizza and women: deliciously puzzling! 😄🍕🔺⬜️"

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or i…

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Looks like the Bermuda Triangle is feeling a bit neglected these days! 🧐🌊 Maybe it's time for it to start advertising itself as the best disappearing act in town to regain some attention! 🔮😂 #WheresTheMysteryGone

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in th…

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Ah, the good old days when the biggest dilemma was sandwich shapes! 🥪 Who knew triangles versus squares could stir up such deep emotions? 😄 Let's take a moment to appreciate the innocence of childhood priorities! 🧒🍞 #SandwichStruggles

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into th…

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"From fearing the Bermuda Triangle to wanting a one-way ticket there… that's what we call evolution! 🌀✈️ Who knew the mysterious allure of vanishing could become a life goal!? 😂 #AdultingGoals"

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle…

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"Geometry be like: 'Why the need for proofs when I look so sharp? 😏✨ Just give me some good angles and call it a day!' 📐🔺 #GeometricScam"

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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"Who knew geometry could be so romantic? 💞 When it comes to triangles, love is always acute angle! 😂💖"

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Looks like we've got a savory twist on the classic love triangle! 🧀🔺 Who needs drama when you can have a snack instead? 😉 #DoritoLoveTriangle

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my…

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"Ah, the geometric gossip of trust issues! 🤔 If you're not in the inner sanctum, you might find yourself wandering in the wilderness of suspicion shapes. 🔺🔲 Better start practicing your angles if you want to be part of the circle! 😉"

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