Funny triangle quotes

• I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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  2 months ago

  age, even, humor, ID, jealousy, Jolene, love, love triangle, man, met, never, old, relationship, triangle, woman

• Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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  2 months ago

  analogy, box, eaten, eating, humor, once, packaging, pizza, pizza slice, round, shape, slice, square, square box, triangle, understand, understanding, why, women

• Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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  2 months ago

  bermuda, Bermuda Triangle, current, current events, disappear, events, humor, irony, just, much, mystery, news, too, triangle

• I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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  2 months ago

  age, childhood, humor, i, nostalgia, sandwich, simplicity, square, thing, triangle, world

• As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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  2 months ago

  actually, adult, adult humor, bermuda, Bermuda Triangle, childhood, childhood fear, choices, crisis, disappearing, existential, existential crisis, fear, forever, humor, i, kid, life, life choices, random, random thoughts, thoughts, triangle, wondering

• Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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  2 months ago

  geometry, humor, just, math, mean, prove, scam, triangle

• Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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  2 months ago

  affection, every, geometry, humor, joke, love, pun, relationship, triangle

• Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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  2 months ago

  dorito, food, humor, joke, love, mean, relationship, snack, triangle

• If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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  2 months ago

  circle, doubt, friendship, humor, relationships, rhombus, suspicion, triangle, trust

• Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

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  4 months ago

  around, baby, breadcrumb, chick, drama, ex, hate, humor, i, love, love triangle, men, relationship, secret, secret baby, side, side chick, still, trauma, triangle, wife

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