Funny triangle quotes — Wordgag ツ

Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

1 week ago1 week ago

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

2 months ago2 months ago

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

2 months ago2 months ago

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

5 months ago5 months ago

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

6 months ago

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Jan 28, 2025

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Jan 23, 2025

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Jan 22, 2025

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Jan 21, 2025