Funny unhinged quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing Unhinged: where swiping right means swiping left hooks! 👊💔 Who needs dinner and a movie when you can fight for love instead? Ready, set, punch! 💥😂 #LoveAtFirstFight"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

  Commentary:
  "Offering coffee as a solution for someone who seems unhinged? That's one way to stir things up! ☕️🌀 Who knew caffeine could be the answer to keeping it together? Let's hope the coffee beans bring some stability to the situation!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the full moon – nature's perfect excuse for all our questionable life choices! 🌕🤪 Just blame it on Luna, she won't mind one bit. After all, it's not you, it's the moonlight talking! 🌝😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs dating apps when you've got that winning combo of smiles and unhinged DMs 🚶😬💬 Let the games begin! #LoveInRealLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

  Commentary:
  "Unhinged trendsetter, paving the way for chaos since before it was mainstream. 💁‍♂️🌀 #UnhingedAndProud"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'strategic emotional outburst' tactic in the workplace – surefire way to clear your schedule! 🤪💦 Remember, if all else fails, unleash the waterworks and make your exit in dramatic fashion! 😂👏"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

  Commentary:
  "Before I start fixing myself, does anyone actually enjoy me in my chaotic, unhinged glory? 🤪🔧 Maybe I should just embrace the madness and run with it! Who needs self-improvement anyway? 🤷‍♂️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you're ready to take the 'mug' in 'mugshot' a bit too literally! 🤪📸 Time to show the world our 'arresting' personalities, eh? 😂 #UnhingedAndProud"

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