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Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Dec 31, 2025

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Live now on YouTube:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Trending via Snapchat:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Breaking via Messenger:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Making waves on YouTube:

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

Seen just now on YouTube:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Making waves on TikTok:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Making waves on Threads:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Making waves on WeChat:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

11 Funny unhinged quotes

Funny unhinged quotes are the perfect blend of wild wit and unexpected laughs 🤪🔥 Ready to shake up your day with some off-the-wall humor? These quirky gems break all the rules and bring a hilarious twist to everyday thoughts 🤯😂 Whether you need a mood boost or just love a good chuckle, dive into the madness and let the craziness brighten your feed! 🚀🤣

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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2 months ago

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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2 months ago

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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2 months ago

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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2 months ago

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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2 months ago

before, brag, confidence, cool, humor, i, self-deprecation, unhinged
Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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2 months ago

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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2 months ago

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You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

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2 months ago

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I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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3 months ago

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Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

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4 months ago

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26 shares on Discord this month:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

49 shares on Slack this month:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

22 shares on Discord this month:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

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Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Just landed via Threads:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Just landed via X:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Making waves on X:

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

Seen just now on WeChat:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Breaking via Messenger:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Just shared via Messenger:

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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