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15 Funny vampire quotes
Funny vampire quotes are a fang-tastic way to sink your teeth into humor with a supernatural twist. 🧛♂️🦇 Whether you’re into classic Dracula or modern-day bloodsuckers, these quotes bring a hilarious bite to the mythical world of vampires. Explore this collection for a dose of humor that’s sure to keep you laughing long after the sun goes down! 🌙🤣
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- Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.
- Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.
- I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.
- How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.
- Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?
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- There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.
- I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.
- Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.
- Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?
- Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.
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