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18 Funny vampire quotes

Funny vampire quotes are a fang-tastic way to sink your teeth into humor with a supernatural twist. 🧛‍♂️🦇 Whether you’re into classic Dracula or modern-day bloodsuckers, these quotes bring a hilarious bite to the mythical world of vampires. Explore this collection for a dose of humor that’s sure to keep you laughing long after the sun goes down! 🌙🤣

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Posted on6 months ago

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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