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Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Seen just now on Threads:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Trending via Pinterest:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Making waves on Pinterest:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Making waves on Discord:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Shared recently on Discord:

In banana years, I am bread.

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5 days ago
Share →: I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Commentary:
When I say "music," kids say "streaming?" 👨‍🎤📼😆
6 days ago
Share →: Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Commentary:
Sounds like my cat's prepping for a career in "nap-tastic" film productions! 🎬😹💤
1 week ago
Share →: You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Commentary:
"When I dance, even my mirror asks for a refund. 💃🪞😅"
2 weeks ago
Share →: If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Commentary:
“Clearly, all you need is a power-up mushroom! 🍄🦘”
2 weeks ago
Share →: Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Commentary:
"Waiting for the day when Teams introduces the 'virtual karate chop' emoji to keep us all in line! 🥋🙈 #DisciplineInTheDigitalAge"
1 month ago
Share →: The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Commentary:
"When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"
1 month ago
Share →: You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Commentary:
"When a YouTube essay takes down your favorite movie, it's like finding out your pet goldfish has been running an underground gambling ring. 🎥😱🎣😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystery tape: it's either a home movie, a forgotten blockbuster, or an intimate encounter with 'The Blob'! 📼🤔🍿"
2 months ago
Share →: Work is the worst video game ever.

Commentary:
"Yeah, and I keep losing all my lives by 9 a.m.! 🎮💼😂"
2 months ago
Share →: How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Commentary:
"Oh, the age-old question of fitness enthusiasts everywhere! 💪📺 It's like a never-ending cycle of buying exercise videos in the hopes that maybe this time, this workout will be the magical one to transform us into fitness gods and goddesses! 🧘‍♂️🏋️‍♀️ Just remember, the true workout starts when you actually press play! 😉 #FitnessStruggles"

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Slack:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Shared recently on X:

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

Going viral on Threads:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Making waves on TikTok:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Just shared via Messenger:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Just shared via Slack:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Just landed via Discord:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Going viral on WeChat:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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