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Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Dec 30, 2025

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Going viral on X:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Spotted on WeChat:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Trending via Instagram:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Breaking via Reddit:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Making waves on Messenger:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Making waves on WeChat:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

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2 weeks ago

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Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

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2 weeks ago

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Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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2 weeks ago

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The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

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2 weeks ago

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Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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2 weeks ago

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God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

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2 weeks ago

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Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

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2 weeks ago

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Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

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2 weeks ago

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I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

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3 weeks ago

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If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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4 weeks ago

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97 shares on Reddit this month:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

53 shares on Discord this month:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

36 shares on Instagram this month:

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

59 shares on X this month:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

46 shares on Telegram this month:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

I will sit in the rain about this.

48 shares on Discord this month:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Just shared via Messenger:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

Going viral on Twitch:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Seen just now on Discord:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

Seen just now on Messenger:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Just shared via Facebook:

Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

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